Now that's a homeless person i'd give money to.

Seriously, honesty goes a long way.

I hate these 'alleged' homeless people who stand on street corners saying things like:
- they are Vietnam vets and are  in their 30'!
- just homeless period and have an IPod plugged in their ears
- Or say they're homeless and have brand new items on them like- shoes, jackets, pants etc.
- clean cut/shaven bums are my favorite
- teenage bums with brand named cloths are funny

My absolute favorite pan handler is the person walking around the gas station saying their car ran out of gas and can you help them out. Sure i'll help you out.......i'll give you exactly what you need......a swift kick in the ass!!!!!