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clintsilver
The Steaming Pile of Leviticus
I finally heared the smoking gun about James Dobson who recently called on Obama distoring the bible after he dug up a transcript from 2006 where Obama was quoting passages from the Old Testament to make a point about keeping politics and religion separate. According to Dobson "Obama deliberately distorted the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit ... his own confused theology...Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament".

And here is the smoking gun or shall I say the steaming of Leviticus. According to the Jon Stewart show Dobson went on Larry King Live and showed clips from the interview, where Dobson stated the following about homosexuals:

Larry: "...If you're gay and he calls it an abomination... you might feel hurt by that statement."

Dobson: "Well you do have to understand that is in the scripture and is quoted in Leviticus."

Aha! So it's okay to quote Leviticus in reference to homosexuality but it is not okay for Obama to quote Leviticus in reference to slavery and shell fish.  And I guess the whole 10 Commandment thing is out the window, too. No wait, that still counts because that Muslim Christian with the middle name "Hussein" and big ears hasn't quoted the 10 Commandments yet.

That's why these Evangelicals are fucking up the country and distorting the rule of law and the bible to fit their own personal needs when they see fit. That includes Mister Horn in Texas shooting two burglars coming out of the window in the back...IN THE BACK!!!!!!!! But since they were two black people it was justified. But if it was a black guy shooting two white people it would have been a different story. Can we say the Leviticus of the criminal code where these people are distorting the code to fit their own personal views on the legal system?
It's all Bush-it. I ment....Bullshit. Sorry.

PS: I'm just waiting for them to say that Obama is going to ban the bible. Oh wait, Bush already did that in the 2000 elections. Oh wait again, McCain is a clone of Bush so he might do it. Hold on to your bibles it's going to get interesting.

And PPS: Don't forget we're going to have another terrorist attack when the new president comes into office and you know who's the best, most qualified candidate.... That's right, I'm going to say it right here and right now, my friends, John McClane. He knows how to deal with terrorists. After all Hans Gruber and his chronies couldn't get away from him. John McClane was so determined he even went after Gruber's brother. Now that's change we can believe in!


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